Bressingham Steam Museum was Stop Number Two on our Excellent Train Adventure.

You can find this cool place not far from Diss, on the Thetford to Diss road. We found it first time, so you should have NO problems (our track record for becoming temporarily directionally obfuscated is deplorable). If you can, try to obtain some money off vouchers before you visit (try Tourist Information offices, libraries etc). We’d got hold of a “One Child Free” voucher so the two of us got in for just £12, including unlimited train rides and Three rides on the steam-powered Gallopers. I think that’s a decent price.

The biggest surprise was the railways. Plural. We’d planned it as just one, but there were two different gauges running. The smaller gauge around the 1,200 metre Garden Line, named because it runs through one of the beautiful gardens at
Bressingham, and the 4km Nursery Line, taking you past engine sheds and the nursery for the garden centre - complete with very frequent toot-toots to clear errant partridges, or pheasants, or some-such, off the line. Once again, for me, the smell of the steam was fantastic, while both me and Sam loved getting close to the trains and engines again to see how they work, where the steam comes out, where they get dirty, etc.

Included in our “Steam Day” tickets were three rides each on the lovingly restored steam-fired Gallopers, which have ended up in Norfolk via a colourful journey including Whitley Bay and Fife. I Love the Gallopers. They’re not a white-knuckle experience, they move slowly, they’re old-fashioned. But bloody good fun. Sam enjoys them too, as we “race” each other around the ride. My final ride was aboard something that looked a little like a bald chicken, or an ostrich, and we christened him “Christmas Dinner”. Sam’s horse was painted with the name Jack, and we had fun with dodgy commentary (afterwards finding out that several parents behind us on the ride had enjoyed it just as much). Three rides included in the ticket price is also good VFM, if you go to, say, a country show at Sandringham you’ll be paying £2 each per trip.

Before we went I didn’t notice that there is a permanent Dad’s Army exhibition at
Bressingham. Most of the outdoor scenes in the much-loved comedy series were filmed in nearby Thetford Forest, and most of the unusual vehicles you might see on the show were borrowed from Bressingham’s collection. I was Very thrilled to touch the steam traction engine that demolished a row of tents and soldiers’ kit. There’s a recreation of the Church Hall too, plus another recreation of Walmington-On-Sea High Street, and it’s all rather more exciting for an old duffer like me than for a 5-year-old like Sam. He did enjoy it, he likes the Second World War as a subject, so it was very much a win-win part of the day.

We bought dinner from the Gallopers CafĂ©, which was just what we needed, then explored some more. Access to the engine sheds in unlimited, and they have some Enormous steam engines in there. They also have some out-of-use Royal Train carriages, which are very luxurious. It’s also bizarre to see a bath-tub on a train! There is a beautifully preserved signal box which you can snoop round, plus the obligatory playground.

We were fortunate to visit on a Steam Day, other days there will be diesel or electric trains running. An extra bonus of the Steam Day is the 1950’s vintage Dodgems rink, which costs £2 per car. The floor is Very bumpy, the cars are Very slow, but it’s excellent fun, especially as the nature of
Bressingham precludes hordes of teenagers determined to bump everyone they can as fast as they can go. Great fun.
We loved
Bressingham, and recommend it, a lot.
Two down, eleven to go!